Posts Tagged ‘ Girl ’

Pickup Lines That DONT Work

Do you know that really hot girl that you swear your in love with? Ya that’s the one. Despite that “love” you never seem to be able to talk normally around her. Well I can’t help you much with that. What I can do is tell you what NOT to say.

#1 Starwars

It takes a special girl to appreciate starwars. You’ll want to stay away from this subject until you get to know her.


“Hey do you want to come back to my starship and I can show you my light saber?”

“I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts”

“Honey, you’ve Been looking for love in Alderron places!”

#2 Math

It’s not funny or cute. It’s just sad, Math lines are probably the worst of the worst. These examples are seriously the funniest I could find. (their not)


“I’m not being obtuse but your acute girl”

“You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations” (sexy?)

“Honey, Your sweeter that pie”

#3 WoW (World of Warcraft)

Aw, The MMO. When I was looking for inspiration for this post I did a little searching for mmo lines. Do you know what I found? These were a lot more…graphic. Here are 3 examples that aren’t so bad. If you want to know what I’m talking about just do a little googling and you’ll figure it out.


“Are you a vendor? Because I’d like to browse your goods”

“Wanna Grind”

“Ive heard that your an epic mount”

#4 Computer Geeks

Gigabytes and Ram just aren’t sexy. The good news is if you ever use one of these lines she probably won’t even know what your talking about.


“Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3”

“Isnt your email address”

“Want to see my HARD disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy”


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