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The Office : Thats What She Said

Michael Scott: Man I would love to burn your candles!
Jan: You burn it you buy it!
Michael Scott: Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!
Jan: You’re hardly my first.
Michael Scott: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Office Hitler

Dwight vs Dog

DWIGHT: I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.

Dwight:The Vampire Slayer

DWIGHT: I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.

The Office, Andy and Dwight

Dwight: She called you D?

Andy: Yeah, D for Andy

Three Dwight Moon

Bad Drivers

Pam: Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.

Dwight: Oh man! Am I a woman?